I wish I could say something helpful. Your winter suddenly resembles ours. The difference, of course, is that we get this All The Time so cities out here are (more or less) set up to take care of it. Plus, of course, in Nebraska, who cares if salt destroys anything? Full speed ahead!

I'm envisioning some sort of huge caravan -- it would work by train, by golly! -- where snowmoving equipment and operators are shuttled around to where they are needed. Problem is, right now they seem to be needed **everywhere**.